Paddy doesn't oblige, pulling the soap over with his foot while resting his hands on Max's shoulders. Especially when, * StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. ** The "Row Row Row Your Boat" sequence on the bus in episode three is borrowed from ''Film/DirtyHarry''. * AmbiguouslyGay: Billy the Butcher has a Yandere-like obsession with Max, but insists he doesn't want to be with him in "a gay way.". ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some"private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy's) copy of Razzle. The pair are now in prison together after the school bus incident. ]], ** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four. Career His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. No Context Max and Paddy | Facebook Phoenix Nights Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. * {{Catchphrase}}: A few. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Wikipedia %%* SceneryCensor: At the end of Episode Four. -->''''Dont know where were going, got no way of knowing. ]], * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry's All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 100 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! * OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings "Thats Why They Call It The Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kays natural voice slips through more than usual. -->''''Don't know where we're going, got no way of knowing. He also keeps a poster of ''Film/{{Blade}}'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer. Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tinas family remain intact. They end up changing their minds by the end of the episode [[spoiler:when they see a pig- possibly the same pig they bought from the farmer and ended up caring for- roast and served at a pub, and order two nut cutlets instead]]. On 27 November 2014 live shows were announced for Comic Relief, with the full cast returning. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their "stretcher" is the stolen TV under a blanket. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. Especially when theyre on the road. Menu. * PreAssKickingOneLiner: [[spoiler:"'Ave it!" ** Also, the farmer who sells Max and Paddy his pig. Me and Paddy are in prison. Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room. Bringing you all the best moments from stand up to sitcoms!Subscribe here: https://bit.ly/2OKEbEf#PeterKay #PaddyMcGuinness #Max\u0026Paddy Elsewhere, ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didnt do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them 500. Politically Incorrect!". * RealMenEatMeat: Max and Paddy are of this opinion at the start of Episode 5. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. -->And we dont take shit from anyone, the only thing we wanna do is have some fun. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though. Tina, it's Max. ** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four thats both intentional and accidental. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it's this trope. Well? The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of. * RealityEnsues: [[spoiler:Paddy survives Billy the Butcher shooting him in the backside, but he's still bleeding profusely afterwards]]. Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tinas family remain intact. Written by and starring Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness, this six-part comedy/drama series is the story of clueless Phoenix Club bouncers Max (Kay) and Paddy (McGuinness), as they escape clubland in their prized motor-home and take to the open highway. Soon, their old Phoenix Club boss Brian Potter (played by Kay) unexpectedly comes to visit, along with a cake, announcing that he's organising several events to help speed up their release. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff(the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat. Written by and starring Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness, this six-part comedy/drama series is the story of clueless Phoenix Club bouncers Max (Kay) and Paddy (McGuinness), as they escape clubland in their prized motor-home and take to the open highway. The two of them breakdown somewhere in the Midlands and take the campervan to a garage, owned by Mick Bustin. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere Status: Ended. After eventually realising what was going on, the three of them are caught in a chase in a service station, during which Billy shoots Paddy in the bottom. This starts a fight between Raymond and Max and Paddy but before they get beaten up, Max and Paddy are taken by the wardens and are told that their sentences were reduced to community service after Tina explains that what happened was done due to stress after the whole Daniel incident. * PsychopathicManchild: Apart from being murderously violent, Billy the Butcher spends time engaging in trivial debates with Paddy over correctly guessing the theme tunes to popular TV shows, where Paddy insists on going by ExactWords including the creators as well as the show titles. Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere is the much-loved sequel to Peter Kay's critically-acclaimed comedy series, "Phoenix Nights". You should wear a mask and a striped jumper! What they didn't realise was that that train was the last train and thus they end up camping in the woods. They're generally decent guys but not above stealing and conning people if it will benefit them. * GagPenis: [[Gayngster Raymond the Bastard]] says Paddy has one of these, "like a young Creator/BurtReynolds.". I don't [[UnusualEuphemism drink from both pipes]] and [[HandsomeLech that lad]] ''definitely'' does not! Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. Max and Paddy by Ann Jordan - Dailymotion The staff, however get punished as well as Brian, at the end of Episode 4. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Phoenix Nights Wiki "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2004) - IMDb The lyrics are "Don't know where we're going, Got no way of knowing, Driving on the Road to Nowhere. m and p by Emily Grant - Dailymotion The pair arrive in London where Max finds that his old school friend Kevin Wolfston, known as the Wolfster, is holding a 40th birthday party. ** Brian Potter squeezes a few indignant utterances of his signature phrase: "I don't know if you haven't noticed but I'm disabled" into his short cameo in Episode Four. They do get cornered by local DepravedHomosexual Raymond the Bastard in the showers, after dropping soap, but [[SubvertedTrope he doesn't rape them]]. Not long after, Brian Potter pays a visit and thanks to a news article regarding the Phoenix Club, the inmates find out that Max and Paddy are just "bouncers". Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive). ** A few. Although Brian's actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]. Theyre generally decent guys but not above stealing and conning people if it will benefit them. The first secret was of his sketches of a dream TV series that he called "Magnet and Steel". Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering. ), And best of all, we don't pay council tax!". He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] Paddy notes that theyre likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered. This involved holding up Little Chef employees to gun-point to make her open late for them. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of [[Series/CharliesAngels Charlies Anals]] and later appears in a film called [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]. * CantHoldHisLiquor: Max accuses Paddy of this in the first episode but he contends that he must have been [[SlippingAMickey spiked]]. Walsh works as a voice actor and has appeared in a number of radio productions for BBC Radio 4. 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 102 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! * AnOfferYouCantRefuse: Raymond makes one with Max and Paddy for his share of the (fictitious) treasure they're pretending to have stolen. ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere (2004) - The Movie Database * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them. %%* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Max and Paddy. Its. Kay and McGuinness do not provide the DVD audio commentary. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. It doesn't leave that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life. ** Max's attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. He trained at the Academy Drama School, where he was the recipient of the Stage Scholarship. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them. * OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings Thats Why They Call It The Blues in Episode Three, Peter Kays natural voice slips through more than usual. Amazingly, no one calls them on it. Paddy is forced to share a cell with a Cliff Richard impersonator and they have a very uncomfortable encounter in the showers!From Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere Season 1 Episode 4: After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life. A spoof fitness DVD was released, Max & Paddy's The Power of Two, including several gags and pieces of scenery from the main series. ]], * PrisonRape: Mentioned a number of times by Paddy [[spoiler: when he and Max are in prison.]] [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/max_and_paddy.jpg]]. * VocalEvolution: Max's voice is different than in Phoenix Nights because continuing it would have risked long-term damage to Peter Kay's voice. * CoitusInterruptus: After Max and Paddy bring two girls back the motorhome, Paddy predictably has sex with one while Max prefers to have a drink and a civilised chat with the other. ]], ** A more straight example comes in the last episode. ]], * HugeGuyTinyGirl: Taken to its absolute limit with Max (who is both tall and fairly large) and Tina (a woman with dwarfism). Sign Up. * EvilFormerFriend: Billy the Butcher to Max. ** In Episode Four, [[spoiler: Max tries to start [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption tunnelling out of prison]].]]. Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering.]]. He's a bog-standard white man. Paddy notes that they're likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered.]]. They are fugitives due to an incident in the last episodes of Phoenix Nights, in which a club patron threatened to have them killed by hitmen. The motor home originally purchased by Max in Phoenix Nights was a Ford; however, the motor home they use in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a Fiat. Rating: 7.60/10 (avg out of 3450 votes) Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere Airs: Friday. * FanDisservice: At the end of Episode Four, we see the male cast of Series/PhoenixNights (apart from Brian) naked when [[spoiler: Max and Paddy call in an anthrax threat and they are forced to strip naked and get hosed down with some kind of chemical suppressant.]]. Elsewhere Paddys love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently. The actor/comedian Reece Shearsmith turns up in this episode as one of Max's old friends. Ironically, he's also gay, and Jamaica, where the original Yardies started out, is a country with a reputation for homophobia. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere (Series) - TV Tropes [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years. The pair come up with a plan to convince their fellow cellmates they are hardened criminals named the Phoenix Twins, in order to survive. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. * PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddys paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. The first farmer (Graham Walker) that Max and Paddy meet is one of The Grumbleweeds. Tina warns Max to keep his distance and not reveal the secret, but the following morning he informs Paddy and the pair steal what they think is a school bus with young Daniel aboard. Max is the older and more level-headed of the two, roughly 40 years old, and usually pretending to have more life experience than he has actually had, including a stint in the army. [1] A spin-off from Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, the series follows the two Bolton doormen/bouncers Maxwell "Max" Bygraves (Kay) and Patrick "Paddy" O'Shea (McGuinness) as they tour around the UK in their campervan. That's Pepe's - Raymond the Bastard's girlfriend's! [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that therell be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Episode 4 - YouTube The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club (expect Brian) in Episode 4, stripped nude and sprayed with disinfectant. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. in the process. The series showed both characters going around Britain in a campervan and sees them getting into some trouble. Then he switches on the engine to show off their new plasma television. See FanDisservice. For a cut of the money, he allows them to live in a cell with Sky+. Things go from bad to worse when Max steals a school bus with Daniel on-board. The introduction of all but one of the episode shows Max and Paddy singing the following song: Don't know where we're going,Got no way of knowing,Driving on the Road to Nowhere.Sponging for a living,Checkin' out the women,Riding on the Road to Nowhere.And we take don't shit from anyone.The only thing we wanna do is have some fun.It's Max and Paddy (-Paddy and Max! With Max's inferior tunnelling skills, sharing a cell with Cliff Richard is the least of Paddy's worries; his good looks are bound to cause problems in the shower and not just in competing for the soap. Everal Walsh - Wikipedia Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Episode 4 - video Dailymotion * ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at Brians fun day in Series 2 of Series/PhoenixNights. He just forces Max to shake his hand. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. Unfortunately, he meets his old flame Tina, who is then finds out is married to the Wolfster. Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline 16 Sep 2017 Follow Follow @ maxandpaddyline Following Following @ maxandpaddyline Unfollow Unfollow @ maxandpaddyline Blocked Blocked @ maxandpaddyline Unblock Unblock @ maxandpaddyline Pending Pending follow request from @ maxandpaddyline Cancel Cancel your follow request to @ maxandpaddyline Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by team-mates for his physical resemblance to Patrick McGuinness. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is Channel 4 Brit Com spun-off from the popular comedy Phoenix Nights that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max ( Peter Kay) and Paddy (Paddy McGuinness) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). As is Raymond The Bastard. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (TV Mini Series 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. ]], * DisproportionateRetribution: Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didnt do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them 500. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. You've gotta go to the police and tell them I'm Daniel's dad, then they'll know why I did it. He also keeps a poster of, * BigDamnHeroes: Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four thats both intentional and accidental. He's not. * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed Spazzy Paddy. In 2011, he played his first major role in the feature film Screwed, directed by Reg Traviss, playing the part of Curtis Nelson. Copyright: Phil McIntyre Entertainment. * {{Gayngster}}: Raymond the Bastard is possibly a Yardie, definitely a scary convict, and definitely gay. After having been disappointed by the breakdown of their campervan and also a failed porn shoot, the two of them decide to kill time by catching a train to Middlewood. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some * AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove StarWars action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. This brilliantly observed comedy journey follows the exploits of these two modern outlaws as they escape the club in their prized motorhome and take to the open road, creating havoc across the country. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long-lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin (Tina's husband and an old friend of Max who believes he is Daniel's father) to remain a happy family. Their 10 year old son, Daniel, is secretly revealed to be Max's but Max promises never to interfere in his life and to keep the secret. Stars Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness and Lisa Hammond. Max's amazing car alarm from phoenix nights extended to 40 secondsi own nothing - you should give this show a watch if u haven't seen it before - highly reco. * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joes plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard, who is also Pepe's boyfriend. The two of them get their own back on Brian by claiming there is an outbreak of Anthrax in the club, leading to the club and its staff to be subjected to nude sterilisation. She doesn't appear to be doing that anymore. Max and Paddy get sent to jail for their crimes. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). [1] Tina finally gets the duo out, but now before a payback for Potter Is due. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] He has also appeared in Coronation Street, Emmerdale and Doctor Who. The farmer sells them a breeding pig for 100, which he claims they can sell on for 300. In Dover, Max and Paddy buy a plasma television from an Irish crook called Gypsy Joe (played by Brendan O'Carroll). Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. [[spoiler:Or at least, the man they think is the farmer.]]. Max often oppressively stares at Paddy or anyone who has offended his tastes and often shouts "H-how dare you!". * TheCameo: The cast of Series/PhoenixNights briefly reprise their roles in Episodes Two and Four. The pair are released, having their sentences reduced to community service, and get revenge on Brian Potter by informing the Home Office that there is an outbreak of anthrax at his club. Image shows from L to R: Paddy (Paddy McGuinness), Max (Peter Kay). * NotMyDriver: Max and Paddy try to hijack [[spoiler:the school bus that Max's son goes on]] like this, [[spoiler:only to find themselves on the wrong bus]]. The police are quickly on to the gang, with only Shannon aware of any crime. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? ]], * EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating, * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as you'd expect, a bastard. ]], * JailBake: [[spoiler: Averted. * GreenEyedMonster: Billy the Butcher is murderously jealous of Paddy for replacing him as Max's bouncing partner. The real farmer is more concerned about the death of his cow and so matters have to be resolved. * LudicrousGibs: Implied in the case of the weird farmer's wife, who got killed by a combine harvester. After several unsuccessful attempts to sell the pig on to butchers shops, a supermarket, and even a Halal outlet, Max and Paddy decide to kill it themselves to get rid of the burden. Maxs counter that he has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. On 22 February 2010, Peter Kay stated to The Sun that he and Paddy McGuinness planned to do more specials of Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere. Apparently, he wasn't much better as an actual child, stabbing his careworker 18 times with a potato peeler for making him play with a jigsaw puzzle that he didn't like. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. The pair hand it over to a local garage run by Mick Bustin, played by Noddy Holder. This leads to several arguments, especially when they realise the television doesn't have any speakers. * NonIndicativeName: Zahid Patel, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. Little does he realise at first that he has actually stolen the wrong bus and it isn't long before the police come after him. A second series of the show was initially planned for 2006, but Peter Kay instead confirmed a third series of Phoenix Nights (which as of 2023 has not yet happened). After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? * EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating a pizza delivery man up with a bin for bringing him the wrong delivery. [[HandsomeLech Paddy]] exploits his costume to feel up a little boy's mother. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . %%* ItsAllAboutMe: Both Max and Paddy are prone to this. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". Early life He trained at the Academy Drama School, where he was the recipient of the Stage Scholarship. * EnfanteTerrible: Apparently, Billy the Butcher earned his nickname by stabbing his care worker ''18 times'', with a ''potato peeler'', just because he didn't like jigsaw puzzles. ]], '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. ''Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of ''Phoenix Nights''. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them.]]. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years.]]. What Shows Have Been Renewed or Canceled. Raymond (The Bastard) 1 episode, 2004 Dean Stephens . On one occasional, the pair end up in prison. They have a change of heart though and head back to the farm to reclaim their 100. Facebook. Following on from the hi-jacking, Max and Paddy are now serving time at Her Majesty's Pleasure.